Just couldn’t resist
I hate USC…. and this is hilarious.
Report: USC dealing with jock itch outbreak
by FOXSports.com
http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/8450384/Report:-USC-dealing-with-jock-itch-outbreak
Updated: August 14, 2008, 1:24 PM EST 577 comments
It’s not as serious as, say, starting quarterback Mark Sanchez’s dislocated kneecap, but the USC Trojans are suffering a new rash of injuries.
Emphasis on rash.
According to a report in the Los Angeles Times, as much as 25% of the team has been affected by a run of tinea cruris, known more colloquially as “jock itch.”
Head coach Pete Carroll told the Times he’d never seen anything like the current outbreak and pointed a finger at new compression shorts the team has been wearing underneath their football pants.
“We’ve had to adjust to some new equipment that we’re wearing that didn’t work out right,” Carroll said. “It’s funny how that happened.”
You’ll forgive tailback Joe McKnight and wide receiver Travon Patterson if they aren’t laughing. Both were unable to practice Wednesday because of the severity of the irritation.
“It burns,” Patterson said.
“Sometimes they can’t walk,” said tailback Stafon Johnson. “I don’t know what it is, but I’m staying away from it.”